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Trick 8: I call for dummy's diamond jack, hoping to induce a cover. Sure enough, the GIBBO M.O.R.O.N. in the East plays his queen. In what universe will that be right?
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#1902
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Posted Today, 13:30
The GIB definition of East's double of 3H is "4+ diamonds; 1+ heart"; 13+ HCP; 13- total points".
I see no reason why he has to have at least one heart.
He doesn't have "13+ HCP" (which, of course literally means 13-37, since GIB is too lazy and sloppy to state an upper limit). He has a mere ten. TEN, not "13+". TEN, even though he opened the bidding with TEN and is now PROMISING at LEAST 13 and possibly MUCH more, he has no problem whatsoever making this LIE of a call with...TEN. Either have the robots follow their own GIB definitions...or CHANGE the definitions to make them accurate and honest!
And GIB once again shows its total IGNORANCE about "total" points. HCP can be less than or equal to "total" points, but they CANNOT be greater...even though this pathetic, laughable GIB definition implies the reverse.
GIB definitions stink. The GIBBO system stinks. The GIBBO robots stink.
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I see no reason why he has to have at least one heart.
He doesn't have "13+ HCP" (which, of course literally means 13-37, since GIB is too lazy and sloppy to state an upper limit). He has a mere ten. TEN, not "13+". TEN, even though he opened the bidding with TEN and is now PROMISING at LEAST 13 and possibly MUCH more, he has no problem whatsoever making this LIE of a call with...TEN. Either have the robots follow their own GIB definitions...or CHANGE the definitions to make them accurate and honest!
And GIB once again shows its total IGNORANCE about "total" points. HCP can be less than or equal to "total" points, but they CANNOT be greater...even though this pathetic, laughable GIB definition implies the reverse.
GIB definitions stink. The GIBBO system stinks. The GIBBO robots stink.
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#1903
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Posted Today, 14:14
North's 2S is a PASSABLE call that could easily end the auction. However, it doesn't end the auction, because his LHO East bids 3H. North's partner South PASSES, as does West.
North, however, does not pass. Despite having last bid a PASSABLE 2S, and despite receiving NO encouragement from his partner, who PASSED over East's 3H, North now decides not to give up the ship, not to pass.
Well, okay, without looking at his hand, it's possible that it could be "right" for him to compete here for the partial.
So, does he bid 3S? No.
Well then. does he double? No.
We already know from the spoiler above that he doesn't pass, and those three actions (pass, double, and 3S) seem like the only three LOGICAL choices he could have (given his earlier PASSABLE bid of 2S), no matter WHAT his hand is. So what the Hell does he do?
He now...CUEBIDS (!!!!!) FOUR (!!!!) hearts! He earlier bid a PASSABLE 2S, but he is now FORCING to at LEAST FOUR spades...and without even looking at his hand we know for CERTAIN that he is an absolute, total I.D.I.O.T., because WHATEVER he has, his sequence of bids CANNOT make sense.
4H (the call that immediately identifies him as a certifiable lunatic) is defined as:
"1+ club". WHY must he have at least one club?
"1+ diamond". WHY must he have at least one diamond?
""5+ spades". Well, DUH, yeah, I GUESS so...since his bid of ONE spade promised at least five...and he later bid TWO spades...but thanks SO much for this information, Mr. GIB.
"10+ HCP". First of all, it's lazy and HOPELESS to write "10 PLUS" with NO upper limit, since that literally means 10-37. Second, the upper limit SHOULD be ELEVEN, because he PASSED AS DEALER (!!!) even though the robots basically open EVERY hand with 12 or more HCP. Is that too difficult to figure out and put in this typically pathetic GIB definition, this piece of total GARBAGE? And, BTW, if he has at MOST 11 HCP, then why the HELL is he CUEBIDDING at the FOUR level?
"No ace of clubs, no ace of diamonds". What the HELL???!!! Does GIB think NS are in a CUEBIDDING auction? The INSANITY increases!
"Ace of hearts". Yep, the inmates have DEFINITELY taken over this particular asylum, because GIB NOW claims that 4H is showing the ace of hearts! Not only is that crazy, stupid, and wrong, but guess what, GIB: He does NOT have the ace of hearts!
"10- total points". Utter TRASH - as it ALWAYS is when GIB mentions "total" points, because GIB knows absolutely NOTHING about "total" points - as it confirms once AGAIN in this very definition!
"Forcing". Oh. Thanks SO much for telling us, GIB. I guess otherwise we might have PASSED and tried to take TEN tricks in hearts - the suit that BOTH opponents bid!
Every single time that I read a GIB definition, I expect it to be complete and utter garbage, but THIS horror show might just be the absolutely WORST GIB definition of them all!
North's hand was KQJ85, 1096, 965, KJ. The question is not "Why did the GIBBO robot make such an INCREDIBLY stupid bid?" The question is not even "How is it possible that the GIB definition of 4H could be so STAGGERINGLY bad?" The question IS: "Why, why, WHY must the members, players, supporters, and customers of BBO continue to be plagued by the INCOMPARABLY useless, worthless, and hopeless GIBBO robots, system, and definitions? The correct places for garbage are garbage dumps, landfills, and incinerators - not an otherwise fine bridge site.
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North, however, does not pass. Despite having last bid a PASSABLE 2S, and despite receiving NO encouragement from his partner, who PASSED over East's 3H, North now decides not to give up the ship, not to pass.
Well, okay, without looking at his hand, it's possible that it could be "right" for him to compete here for the partial.
So, does he bid 3S? No.
Well then. does he double? No.
We already know from the spoiler above that he doesn't pass, and those three actions (pass, double, and 3S) seem like the only three LOGICAL choices he could have (given his earlier PASSABLE bid of 2S), no matter WHAT his hand is. So what the Hell does he do?
He now...CUEBIDS (!!!!!) FOUR (!!!!) hearts! He earlier bid a PASSABLE 2S, but he is now FORCING to at LEAST FOUR spades...and without even looking at his hand we know for CERTAIN that he is an absolute, total I.D.I.O.T., because WHATEVER he has, his sequence of bids CANNOT make sense.
4H (the call that immediately identifies him as a certifiable lunatic) is defined as:
"1+ club". WHY must he have at least one club?
"1+ diamond". WHY must he have at least one diamond?
""5+ spades". Well, DUH, yeah, I GUESS so...since his bid of ONE spade promised at least five...and he later bid TWO spades...but thanks SO much for this information, Mr. GIB.
"10+ HCP". First of all, it's lazy and HOPELESS to write "10 PLUS" with NO upper limit, since that literally means 10-37. Second, the upper limit SHOULD be ELEVEN, because he PASSED AS DEALER (!!!) even though the robots basically open EVERY hand with 12 or more HCP. Is that too difficult to figure out and put in this typically pathetic GIB definition, this piece of total GARBAGE? And, BTW, if he has at MOST 11 HCP, then why the HELL is he CUEBIDDING at the FOUR level?
"No ace of clubs, no ace of diamonds". What the HELL???!!! Does GIB think NS are in a CUEBIDDING auction? The INSANITY increases!
"Ace of hearts". Yep, the inmates have DEFINITELY taken over this particular asylum, because GIB NOW claims that 4H is showing the ace of hearts! Not only is that crazy, stupid, and wrong, but guess what, GIB: He does NOT have the ace of hearts!
"10- total points". Utter TRASH - as it ALWAYS is when GIB mentions "total" points, because GIB knows absolutely NOTHING about "total" points - as it confirms once AGAIN in this very definition!
"Forcing". Oh. Thanks SO much for telling us, GIB. I guess otherwise we might have PASSED and tried to take TEN tricks in hearts - the suit that BOTH opponents bid!
Every single time that I read a GIB definition, I expect it to be complete and utter garbage, but THIS horror show might just be the absolutely WORST GIB definition of them all!
North's hand was KQJ85, 1096, 965, KJ. The question is not "Why did the GIBBO robot make such an INCREDIBLY stupid bid?" The question is not even "How is it possible that the GIB definition of 4H could be so STAGGERINGLY bad?" The question IS: "Why, why, WHY must the members, players, supporters, and customers of BBO continue to be plagued by the INCOMPARABLY useless, worthless, and hopeless GIBBO robots, system, and definitions? The correct places for garbage are garbage dumps, landfills, and incinerators - not an otherwise fine bridge site.
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Posted Today, 14:35
East wins trick 6. Does he play a heart at trick 7? Of COURSE he doesn't, because he KNOWS that his "partner" showed a single-suiter with HEARTS. he KNOWS that his "partner" led a HEART, and he KNOWS that his "partner" has several HEARTS left behind declarer, so of COURSE East would never even dream of -leading a HEART. He of COURSE leads his losing club 6 to dummy's high club 10, because DECLARER was playing clubs, and GIBBO robots LOVE to lead WHATEVER suit DECLARER plays.
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