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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#301 User is offline   Fluffy 

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Posted 2010-January-19, 11:12

mmmm I like that reasoning
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Posted 2010-January-19, 11:15

A good night's sleep is a panacea.
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Posted 2010-January-19, 11:22

If this thread become more tradition ....what about the first edition of the official Hijackers Cup later this year?...with same geographical proportials as in Ryder <_<
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Posted 2010-January-19, 13:09

And pillows.
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Posted 2010-January-19, 13:23

Sorry to hear the author Robert Parker passed away.
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Posted 2010-January-19, 17:09

proof that natural selection is a crock

some hospitals put together a searchable database of over 300,000 ER visits... for example, you can type in the word "spaghetti" or "coat hanger" and see what comes up

some of the highlights

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26 Male SPILLED HOT SPAGHETTI WATER ON GROIN WHILE COOKING AND BURNED PENIS

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55 Male Not stated 55 YOM AMPUTATED TIPS OF RIGHT THUMB, INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGER WHILE USING A MANDOLIN TO SLICE FOOD

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8 Male White "TRYING TO BE IRON MAN" AND JUMPED OFF OF A DECK 10FT HIGH. DX SPRAIN R/L FOREARM

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21 Female White WAS HOME IN THE SHOWER HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND,ACCIDENTLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST A RAZOR;BUTTOCKS ABRASIONS

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35 Male WAS STRAINING ON THE TOILET FOR 1.5 HOURS TODAY ATTEMPTING TO HAVE BOWEL MOVEMENT&HAD SUDDEN ONSET OF ACUTE ABDOMINAL PAIN

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Posted 2010-January-19, 17:13

The last one isn't funny!
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Posted 2010-January-19, 17:46

Wow tomatoes are sick dangerous.

Treatment date 10/8/2008
Age 38
Sex Male
Race White
Narrative PT BENT DOWN TO PICK TOMATOS AND POKED SELF IN EYE ON GARDENING STAKE DX// LEFT EYE CORNEAL ABRASION

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Posted 2010-January-19, 17:51

I saw Sherlock Holmes today, it was kind of ironic to see that the evil guy was named "Blackwood" lol.
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Posted 2010-January-19, 17:56

"Gerbil" was a bit disappointing, but for a ton of fun and great hits search "Rectum"!
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Posted 2010-January-19, 18:06

W.C. Fields had a sure cure for insomnia: get plenty of sleep.
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Posted 2010-January-19, 18:27

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t seems like a no-brainer for something to drop a little extra cash on.

The same applies for a comfortable mattress.


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Posted 2010-January-19, 18:33

PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW

lol
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Posted 2010-January-19, 20:55

Fluffy, on Jan 19 2010, 07:33 PM, said:

PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW

lol

Ya I hate it when that happens.


wat?
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Posted 2010-January-19, 21:17

jjbrr, on Jan 19 2010, 09:55 PM, said:

Fluffy, on Jan 19 2010, 07:33 PM, said:

PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW

lol

Ya I hate it when that happens.


wat?

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Posted 2010-January-20, 00:00

http://en.wikipedia....(autobiography)

please confirm. looking to have life changed but dont want to make mistake.
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Posted 2010-January-20, 00:35

jjbrr, on Jan 20 2010, 01:00 AM, said:

http://en.wikipedia....(autobiography)

please confirm. looking to have life changed but dont want to make mistake.

in general life has not changed...

in any event not changed to any silly degree.

I mean stop

I expect change to move at the speed of thought

yet it does not so......change is slow......

much slower than my guess.
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Posted 2010-January-20, 08:24

Avocado girl.
So green, so shapely, so ripe.
Brown ketchup changes everything.
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Posted 2010-January-20, 08:40

Waiting for the Super Bowl action.... it means for the halftime show :)
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Posted 2010-January-20, 14:44

I observed that the best laughs I get are always to my jokes. Does this make me a narcissist, a schizophrenic or just a moron?
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