[pilowsky]

You decide, in a fit of whimsy to take a break from your position as the Canadian world champion.
You put down your decanter of Penfold 1962 - a little too much oak.
It's board 4. For some bizarre reason, your cortex momentarily became uncoupled from your fingers and you decide to play against .... robot s. (that was hard)
You are suddenly distracted and allow them to bid and in wild exuberance, you double, thinking it unlikely that your 'partner' having passed three times already will open his/her mouth.
Your partner, obviously insane, bids 4♥
Well, at least I don't have to play it! Wait, I HAVE TO PLAY IT.
Plan the play be specific. I'm getting a better wine. That Australian Grange was terrible.
Oh, here's the hand
East leads the ♦K

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[nige1]

Pilowsky 'You decide, in a fit of whimsy to take a break from your position as the Canadian world champion. You put down your decanter of Penfold 1962 - a little too much oak.It's board 4. For some bizarre reason, your cortex momentarily became uncoupled from your fingers and you decide to play against .... robot s. (that was hard).You are suddenly distracted and allow them to bid and in wild exuberance, you double, thinking it unlikely that your 'partner' having passed three times already will open his/her mouth.Your partner, obviously insane, bids 4♥Well, at least I don't have to play it! Wait, I HAVE TO PLAY IT. Plan the play be specific. I'm getting a better wine. That Australian Grange was terrible.Oh, here's the hand. East leads the ♦K;
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Assuming match-pointed pairs, you might try ♦A, ♣Q, finesse ♥9. When you get in, cash ♥A. If all suits break favourably and RHO has a doubleton ♥ honour, you might make an overtrick

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