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#841 User is offline   bid_em_up 

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Posted 2010-March-01, 13:13

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 02:07 PM, said:

Brag: I'm making pizza for dinner tonight.
Beat: I don't have bacon, pistachios, or avacados.
Variance: I have a bunch of baby portabellas. +Olive oil+basil+pepperoni+green papper+onion+4 kinds of cheese.

Thoughts?

Go to store and buy bacon, pistachios, & avacados?

:ph34r:
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Posted 2010-March-01, 13:19

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Posted 2010-March-01, 13:23

bid_em_up, on Mar 1 2010, 02:13 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 02:07 PM, said:

Brag: I'm making pizza for dinner tonight.
Beat: I don't have bacon, pistachios, or avacados.
Variance: I have a bunch of baby portabellas. +Olive oil+basil+pepperoni+green papper+onion+4 kinds of cheese.

Thoughts?

Go to store and buy bacon, pistachios, & avacados?

:ph34r:

Which is better, cheese underneath or cheese on top?

(And what about the sauce, won't somebody think about the sauce???)
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Posted 2010-March-01, 13:51

Al_U_Card, on Mar 1 2010, 02:23 PM, said:

bid_em_up, on Mar 1 2010, 02:13 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 02:07 PM, said:

Brag: I'm making pizza for dinner tonight.
Beat: I don't have bacon, pistachios, or avacados.
Variance: I have a bunch of baby portabellas. +Olive oil+basil+pepperoni+green papper+onion+4 kinds of cheese.

Thoughts?

Go to store and buy bacon, pistachios, & avacados?

:ph34r:

Which is better, cheese underneath or cheese on top?

(And what about the sauce, won't somebody think about the sauce???)

cheese on top imo.

I'm just using a little bit of store bought alfredo+olive oil for my sauce.
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Posted 2010-March-01, 13:54

What, no garlic? You must have garlic! :ph34r:
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Posted 2010-March-01, 14:02

blackshoe, on Mar 1 2010, 02:54 PM, said:

What, no garlic? You must have garlic! :ph34r:

I suspect I use more garlic than like 90% of people to be honest.
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Posted 2010-March-01, 15:13

bid_em_up, on Mar 1 2010, 02:13 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 02:07 PM, said:

Brag: I'm making pizza for dinner tonight.
Beat: I don't have bacon, pistachios, or avacados.
Variance: I have a bunch of baby portabellas. +Olive oil+basil+pepperoni+green papper+onion+4 kinds of cheese.

Thoughts?

Go to store and buy bacon, pistachios, & avacados?

:lol:

The only problem that I have with bacon refers to my experience in the meat-packing industry. Specifically having to shave off the nipples from the sow-bellies before they went to the bacon-slicers... :)
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Posted 2010-March-01, 15:40

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 08:02 PM, said:

I suspect I use more garlic than like 90% of people to be honest.

I suspect that most people who like garlic think they use more garlic than most people.

Of course, if only 10% of people use garlic at all then they all use more garlic than 90% of (all) people.

My wife* says that "too much garlic" is as redundant a phrase as "left over chocolate".

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Posted 2010-March-01, 16:06

RMB1, on Mar 1 2010, 04:40 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Mar 1 2010, 08:02 PM, said:

I suspect I use more garlic than like 90% of people to be honest.

I suspect that most people who like garlic think they use more garlic than most people.

Of course, if only 10% of people use garlic at all then they all use more garlic than 90% of (all) people.

My wife* says that "too much garlic" is as redundant a phrase as "left over chocolate".

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touche.

I plan to use lots of garlic in my pizza.
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Posted 2010-March-01, 16:23

There is no such thing as "left-over chocolate". There's only chocolate that hasn't been eaten yet.


mmmm, chocolate pizza?
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Posted 2010-March-01, 17:44

bid_em_up, on Mar 1 2010, 05:23 PM, said:

mmmm, chocolate pizza?

Since I have seen people eating deep fried Mars bars nothing is able to surprise me.
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Posted 2010-March-02, 07:50

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this thread is about everything under the sun that another thread is not.


Please try to stay on topic. :)
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Posted 2010-March-02, 08:09

is insulting winstonm OK? or are there enough of those threads already.
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Posted 2010-March-02, 08:50

Aberlour10, on Mar 1 2010, 06:44 PM, said:

bid_em_up, on Mar 1 2010, 05:23 PM, said:

mmmm, chocolate pizza?

Since I have seen people eating deep fried Mars bars nothing is able to surprise me.

From the North Carolina State Fair (otherwise known as "A heart attack waiting to happen"):

"Besides deep-fried Ho Hos, the attention-grabbing new item at this year's N.C. State Fair is chocolate-covered bacon."

We have a winner!! :)

Other fair food examples:

Deep-fried HoHo's, Deep-fried Twinkies, Deep-fried Coca-Cola, Deep-fried Banana Pudding, Deep-fried Butter, Fried Peanut Butter Sandwich, Deep-fried candy bars (Snickers, Baby Ruth, Mars, you name it, you can probably get it), Deep-fried Macaroni and Cheese, a streak of lean, which is a piece of pork fat with a little bit of meat in it that is deep-fried until crisp, and of course, the usual fair food such as ears of roasted corn drowned in butter, cotton candy, funnel cakes and deep-fried turkey legs.

http://www.newsobserver.com/2009/10/16/143...e-faint-of.html
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Posted 2010-March-02, 10:04

Winstonm, on Mar 2 2010, 08:50 AM, said:

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this thread is about everything under the sun that another thread is not.


Please try to stay on topic. :P

Let's talk then.. about the newest contest of the Idaho Potato Commission, there is a lot of cash for winner <_<

http://www.idahopota...om/wwaw_contest
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Posted 2010-March-02, 10:15

Aberlour10, on Mar 2 2010, 11:04 AM, said:

Winstonm, on Mar 2 2010, 08:50 AM, said:

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this thread is about everything under the sun that another thread is not.


Please try to stay on topic. :P

Let's talk then.. about the newest contest of the Idaho Potato Commission, there is a lot of cash for winner <_<

http://www.idahopota...om/wwaw_contest

What about those ginormous pumpkins????

http://images.google.ca/images?rlz=1C1CHMZ...ved=0CBYQsAQwAA
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Posted 2010-March-02, 18:10

gwnn, on Mar 2 2010, 09:09 AM, said:

is insulting winstonm OK? or are there enough of those threads already.

Of course insulting me is on topic. Just keep in mind that he who insults last, insults best. (asshole!) :( B) :D
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Posted 2010-March-02, 21:00

I wish to be one of the first to congratulate Fox News on increasing their reputation for being "fair and balanced" by hiring Sarah Palin. Is there a more fair and open-minded spokesperson for the mentally retarded (Liz Cheney does not count as she is not retarded but simply evil.)?
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Posted 2010-March-02, 21:52

Actually, now that I think about it BBO forums may have discovered the Infinite Conundrum.

The Infinite Conundrum

Intelligent Design theory proves that anyone who believes in the theory is too stupid to exist.
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The tagline you had about open-mindedness was funnier.
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