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Posted 2010-February-02, 14:00
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Posted 2010-February-02, 15:26
will bridge still be around in 2500 years? 
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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Posted 2010-February-02, 15:36
If you had just one change to make to the game of bridge, what would it be?
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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Posted 2010-February-02, 15:37
more girls.
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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Posted 2010-February-02, 16:41
Would make the variant "Strip bridge" MUCH more palatable. 
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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Posted 2010-February-02, 16:49
fewer old people + more girls.
OK
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Posted 2010-February-02, 18:19
it would be another dbl after rdbl......like im Skat 
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Posted 2010-February-02, 20:20
Lost is back.
I once was lost but now am found
I once was lost but now am found
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Posted 2010-February-03, 06:18
I always LOL at lost it just is so easy to invent new twists and turns when nothing needs to be logically sound. Oh noes! Time is actually GOING BACKWARDS!! We are in a BLACKWORMHOLE!! we are KILLER ALIENS!! Once a girl asked me to explain Quantum Mechanics to her bcos she wanted to understand the show better. I loled at her too and she was hurt.
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Posted 2010-February-03, 06:23
jjbrr, on Jan 13 2010, 03:13 AM, said:
What's up with the "close door" button in elevators? It doesn't really close the door any faster in most cases, right? What purpose does it serve, in that case?
On the other end of the spectrum I <3 the cable retractor button on vacuum cleaners. I think they're the best thing since contract bridge (obviously superior to sliced bread!).
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Posted 2010-February-03, 12:08
gwnn, on Feb 3 2010, 07:23 AM, said:
jjbrr, on Jan 13 2010, 03:13 AM, said:
What's up with the "close door" button in elevators? It doesn't really close the door any faster in most cases, right? What purpose does it serve, in that case?
On the other end of the spectrum I <3 the cable retractor button on vacuum cleaners. I think they're the best thing since contract bridge (obviously superior to sliced bread!).
Solid.
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:13
Just wanted to say Avatar at the IMAX 3D lived up to the hype. Incredible.
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:20
Anyone else appreciate the symmetery of 2-2-10* yesterday?
* (10 = binary for "2").
* (10 = binary for "2").
1. LSAT tutor for rent.
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:28
I'm afraid not.
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:39
Lobowolf, on Feb 3 2010, 05:20 PM, said:
Anyone else appreciate the symmetery of 2-2-10* yesterday?
* (10 = binary for "2").
* (10 = binary for "2").
This girl once told me that she thought guys who understood binary code were hot (obv she was joking).
So then I explained binary code/how to represent any number in it and how that can be converted to text and she was like uhh I love you.
If only that were actually the case!
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:39
I'll check back a year and a month from today.
1. LSAT tutor for rent.
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:46
Lobowolf, on Feb 3 2010, 05:39 PM, said:
I'll check back a year and a month from today.
I loled
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:48
Actually lobowolf you're right this is epic. After 3-3-11, we'll never again see that again in our lifetime. Wow.
edit: THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY EPIC!!!!
edit: THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY EPIC!!!!
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Posted 2010-February-03, 16:53
PhantomSac, on Feb 3 2010, 05:46 PM, said:
Lobowolf, on Feb 3 2010, 05:39 PM, said:
I'll check back a year and a month from today.
I loled
Some jokes I just do for you.
1. LSAT tutor for rent.
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
Call me Desdinova...Eternal Light
C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.
IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2010-February-03, 17:16
Pink Floyd-Echo easily the best song ever!
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George Carlin
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