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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1201 User is offline   jjbrr 

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Posted 2010-April-02, 13:30

I used to enjoy icefishing on Lake Winnipesaukee in NH immensely.

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Posted 2010-April-02, 13:43

HJ proposal for the Easter Dish

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Posted 2010-April-02, 13:56

*kneels*

Our Father, who art in grease
sizzled be thy name
thy skillet come
thy be well done
on bread as it is with eggs

give us this day our daily pork
And give us our strips
as we give sizzlean to those who sin against us
save us from starvation
and deliver us from oatmeal

Amen
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Posted 2010-April-02, 17:31

Lobowolf, on Apr 2 2010, 12:31 AM, said:

An economist specializing in game theory is in the woods with a friend.  They see a bear charging them.  The theorist opens up a laptop and starts to compute an optimal escape strategy.  His friend cries out, "Run!  There's no time!"  "Don't worry," says the theorist, "the bear has to work it out, too."

So two guys are out walking in the woods when they run across a bear. One of the guys calmly stops, reaches into his backpack and pulls out his tennis shoes, sits down and starts to put them on. His buddy yells, "What are you doing? Those shoes won't help you outrun the bear, run you idiot run!!"

The guy looks at his friend and cooly replies: "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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Posted 2010-April-02, 18:43

Al_U_Card, on Apr 2 2010, 07:28 PM, said:

ggwhiz, on Apr 1 2010, 11:00 PM, said:

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


Woof! But I'll still use it.

The other one is a Yogi Berra quote?

Would that have been the h-bar?

Did they order a Heisenberg?

:beer: :)

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Posted 2010-April-02, 21:38

Heisenberg=(sp)


University...light show....wonderful

see it before you die./
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Posted 2010-April-03, 05:50

go Chelsea.
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Posted 2010-April-03, 06:58

The_Hog, on Apr 2 2010, 07:43 PM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Apr 2 2010, 07:28 PM, said:

ggwhiz, on Apr 1 2010, 11:00 PM, said:

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


Woof! But I'll still use it.

The other one is a Yogi Berra quote?

Would that have been the h-bar?

Did they order a Heisenberg?

:beer: :rolleyes:

Like it.

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Posted 2010-April-04, 04:13

Its a good morning to be a Duke fan, and Tuesday rates to be even better...
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Posted 2010-April-04, 05:26

I think, Winston will give us the answer to the question soon >>>Is college basketball a sport or not. ?:D

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Posted 2010-April-04, 05:41

saw the Northern lights last night. pretty damn awesome.
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Posted 2010-April-04, 06:43

early morning april 4
a shot rings out on the memphis sky
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Posted 2010-April-04, 06:44

gwnn, on Apr 4 2010, 06:41 AM, said:

saw the Northern lights last night. pretty damn awesome.

The result of a couple of coronal holes that sent a stream of solar particles in the earth's general direction. Here is a site for "sun-worshipers" :P

http://spaceweather.com/
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Posted 2010-April-04, 07:50

I didn't know Memphis was in the artic circle. Did you see Elvis, too?
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Posted 2010-April-04, 08:00

:P

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Posted 2010-April-04, 08:07

It's a bra made from bacon. At some point I will get the image...

http://www.kwad9.ca/...-au-bacon-xbNjG
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Posted 2010-April-04, 08:11

jjbrr, on Apr 2 2010, 02:30 PM, said:

I used to enjoy icefishing on Lake Winnipesaukee in NH immensely.

Lord, couldn't they find a LONGER name? Can you imagine the size of that road sign: Lake Winnipesaukee 5 miles.

This just in....a 37-card smashup has motorists taking a detour around Lake Winnipesaukee after a local driver had to swerve to miss the Lake Winnipesaukee sign, which extends 10 feet into the westbound lane, and hit a moose head on....
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Posted 2010-April-04, 08:33

I have heard that a plot of land at the Lake Chicamicamico is an excellent investment.
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Posted 2010-April-04, 09:57

Winstonm, on Apr 4 2010, 09:50 AM, said:

I didn't know Memphis was in the artic circle. Did you see Elvis, too?

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Posted 2010-April-04, 11:55

Winstonm, on Apr 4 2010, 01:50 PM, said:

I didn't know Memphis was in the artic circle. Did you see Elvis, too?

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Like no one told you how
But you know
Though the king that howls has howled
But you feel like sentimental
But you don't care
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